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Rudolf, The Zombie Reindeer

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 12, 2009, 7:22 PM
  • Mood: Awestruck


Sung to the tune of “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

He ate Dasher, then Dancer,
Then Prancer and Vixen.
He downed Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
Yes, he ate them all, the most
Famous undead reindeer of all:

Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
Caught the virus through his nose.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he’s gross.

All of the other reindeer
Tried real hard to get away.
But they didn’t count on Rudolph
Eating them anyway.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph, with your Zombie blight,
Who’s gonna pull my sleigh tonight?”

Rudolph instead just ate him,
Munching Santa’s brain with glee,
Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
You changed Christmas history

--From It's beginning to look a lot like Zombies

If someone where to buy me this book I would love them forever.

Srsly.

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:iconanneem:
Thanks for the fav :)

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:iconkiyamasho:
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:iconweaponsmaster:
thanks for the fave
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:iconkiyamasho:
no problem

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Kiya-chan~~~~! *tackle glomps* Hope you're having a good weekend! :D <3

Thanks for the fav as well from a few weeks ago! :) <3 Love ya girl!

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